Fur Dad Poker Stiker

Every circus needs a ringmaster.

This retro-inspired sticker was made for the fur dads proudly raising tiny outlaws, neighborhood menaces, and four-legged weirdos that somehow run the entire household.

Perfect for the human who:

• refers to himself as "Dad" when talking to the dog
• spends more money on treats than on himself
• insists, "He's a good boy," despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
• wouldn't trade his weird little sidekick for anything

Details:

• Waterproof and UV-resistant
• Thick premium vinyl
• Indoor + outdoor friendly
• Size: 2" × 3"

Made in the USA and shipped from Colorado.

Loyal, ridiculous, and hopelessly devoted to the family gremlin.