F*ck Those Squirrels - Enamel Dog Tag

For the dog with squirrel beef and zero chill. This “F*ck Those Squirrels” funny dog tag brings big bark energy with a side of chaos. Durable enamel, engraved on the back, and squirrel-proof (emotionally, at least). These enamel tags are the perfect mix of funny, durable, and totally on point! 

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: 

• Premium enamel dog tag - built to handle zoomies, puddles, and playdates. 

• Backside is custom engraved with your contact info - up to 5 lines.

• Comes with a glow-in-the-dark tag silencer to reduce jingle noise.

• Includes a durable keyring for easy collar attachment. 

• 2 sizes: Small (for cats and small dogs) & Large (for the big boys).

• Backed by our warranty - because the bestest deserve the best!

ADD A TAG CLIP:

Make swapping tags between collars a breeze with our easy-clip trigger rings! 

• Large Clip: 1" wide – ideal for big collars or thick hardware
• Small Clip: ½" wide – perfect for tiny dogs or small collars
• Color Options: Available in sleek Silver or classic Gold (Brass)  

LASER ENGRAVING:

• Engrave up to 5 lines on the backside.
• For best legibility, keep it 15 characters per line.
• Letters, numbers, & spaces all count as a character. 
• A human will format and center your information.  

Pro Tip: large tags can fit a funny message, but small tags are too tiny. For the small tags, we recommend just the basics (name & number) to make it easy to read.  

We copy and paste the engraving information you provide, so please make sure the information is correct and contact us asap if you need to make edits.