Everyone's A Dumb Wh*re - Teal Enamel Tag

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Let you and your pet's sarcastic personality shine this summer with a funny summer sweary keychain and collar charm. Featuring the saying "Everyone's a Dumb Whore" it's sure to bring a laugh and smile!


  • Large: 1.25 inches wide by 1.25 inches tall. Reccomended for humans and medium/large size dogs. 
  • Small: 1 inch wide by 1 inch tall. Recommended for small dogs and cats. 

TAG COLOR: A pretty teal blue with adorable little white daisy flowers. Set in high quality gold enamel metal; split keyrings are included. 

ENGRAVING OPTION: Upgrade your charm to an identification tag! We can laser engrave up to 4 lines, 15 characters per line on the backside. Our laser engraving is deep, permanent, and easy to read. 

CARE: Wipe clean. Our enamel tags are chew proof (but please don't try and eat them) and super durable being able to withstand all your adventures on land or in the water.