You Can't Have Me

You Can't Have Me

Let your pet tell it like it is with our personalized dog ID tags. Featuring the funny saying "I Know I'm Cute But You Can't Have Me!" it's sure to bring a laugh and smile! Available in 20 colors. Personalize the backside with identification to keep them safe AND stylish. 

Tag Features 

  • Premium metal coated tag made in the USA.

  • Our tags GLOW in the dark and are SILENT with our attached tag silencers. 

  • The colorful artwork never fades and is waterproof. 

  • Add up to 4 lines (15 characters per line) of contact information on the backside. 

Tag Sizes 

  • For dogs: our signature tag measures 1.25" wide (slightly bigger than a US quarter). It's our best selling and most popular size.

  • For cats and smalls dogs: the mini tag size measures 7/8" wide (slightly bigger than a US penny).


  • Designed & handcrafted in Colorado.

  • FREE U.S. shipping on all orders over $50. 

  • Custom made to order. Tags ship within 1-5 business days.


Please read our FAQ for more details on tag sizes, tag colors, and personalization options.